that's right girls you're on room raiders my name is greg

so there's this show on mtv that's just like bang bus except the chicks don't get banged. they get thrown in the back of a van by some buff black dude that says things like "you're coming with me" and "don't ask questions, let's go." then a guy looks through their panty drawers. it's real tight. greg was on today and he was going through some chick's bondage straps and stuff. then they texted each other about some pics he found on her computer. all of the commercials were ones about making you look prettier and smell better and they were all really sexual. it was pretty tight. there was one for some body soap and there were peaches that looked like vaginas. stuff was squirting out everywhere and there was a hottie in a towel. then when the show came back greg was looking through another chick's panty drawer and he got on ichat with his friend named doozie. he held the panties up to the webcam and asked what doozie thought about them. then i had to change it because i thought i was dying.