tgif

tgif! actually, for me it doesn't really matter right now. cause it's summer. i party like 25/7 every day and they all feel like fridays now nigga. boy meets world. remember that episode where cory was working as an anchor for his high school's news show and he filmed shawn's old trailer park? well he ended up catching shawn's brother's brother who wasn't shawn's brother coming home with some...well...let's just say som3"hot" items lik3 a vcr. yeah. top of the line shit. like stolen laptops. cory didn't know what to do. should he use the footage for the groundbreaking high school news show he was working for or respect shawn and not use the images? i know. big time.

i've adapted to climax faster than my forefathers. as a species, i think we've come to cum faster so that we can have time for other things instead of being obsessed with sex. think about how good it feels. wouldn't you want that feeling to last way longer? well it won't 'cause we adapted. my theory is that back in the day our species recognized its need to repopulate and grow, but now our species recognizes that we have reached or are close to maxing out our population, and are now overpopulating the planet. so we cum quicker.

i can have it all!!!

"you're wonderful, and you're alive, and you deserve every little bit of happiness that the universe has to offer anyone, no matter who or what you like. never forget that." right? you earned it, bud. now get out there, and kick that weirdo thing called life right in the nutsack. no, don't do that. treat it right. buy if flowers. take it cool places. laugh a lot. hell, buy it a fish tank full of chocolate if you have to. your realstrange life deserves it.

"For some, money becomes the ultimate source of power. People feel they can get anything they want, if they have enough money...For some, money represents a certain security, a feeling of safety. Money stands between them and poverty. It keeps the wolf from the door. This can turn into an obsession however, giving them the feeling that there is never enough to feel safe." yeah, that's one way to look at it, but isn't the most obvious indication of power in our society money?the more nice things you have, the more powerful you appear to be. do we not most often associate money with success? 

freddy

Man sometimes i wish that was me in that picture. what a guy. what a player. what a team. the 1995 braves had it all. good pitchers good hitters and good looking players. what an ass the crimedog had. remember when he crushed a homer off orel hershiser on his first ever world series pitch? i do. one time me and my dad drew pictures of him and sent them to him for his birthday which happens to be halloween which might be my favorite holiday. what a coincidence. well he never wrote back. i wanted him to autograph my drawing and send it back. i told him how much i admired him. how his stance was so cool. i bought hundreds of his baseball cards. enough to fill a 2 inch 3-ring binder and he couldn't autograph my doodoo drawing. wish you the best crimedog.

i dislocated my shoulder last night and i'm online trying to figure out how i can fix it. no insurance is the worst! am i right? this hurts like a dick even typing.

well i just got home from seis de mayo and i gotta say it was a blast. i watched river's edge with keanu reeves and dennis hopper last night. it was really good. brewer snores but that's alright he guards the door and he has really sharp claws not to mention a really loud bark. what a guy. can't wait till he dies and i can cut off his ears for good luck charms. that'll be the day.

number 2 (doodoo)

well it's on to post number 2. you know what i really like about music and movies? whoever made what you watch or listen to had a similar experience to you or probably likes some of the same things you like. isn't that cool? 

that's right girls you're on room raiders my name is greg

so there's this show on mtv that's just like bang bus except the chicks don't get banged. they get thrown in the back of a van by some buff black dude that says things like "you're coming with me" and "don't ask questions, let's go." then a guy looks through their panty drawers. it's real tight. greg was on today and he was going through some chick's bondage straps and stuff. then they texted each other about some pics he found on her computer. all of the commercials were ones about making you look prettier and smell better and they were all really sexual. it was pretty tight. there was one for some body soap and there were peaches that looked like vaginas. stuff was squirting out everywhere and there was a hottie in a towel. then when the show came back greg was looking through another chick's panty drawer and he got on ichat with his friend named doozie. he held the panties up to the webcam and asked what doozie thought about them. then i had to change it because i thought i was dying.